whispersfromthestacks:

I must always reblog this.

Clara:  The only reason I’m still alive is because I do what the Doctor says.  Can you guarantee you’d bring me back my children alive and unharmed?  I trust the Doctor.
Captain:  You think he knows what he’s doing?
Clara:  I’m not sure I’d go that far.

a-warrior-of-youth:

jinxxinthebox:

KACI, WHEN I COME TO SEE YOU WE ARE DOING 20 OKAY? OKAY.

YOU MAKE MY HEART HURT IN A GOOD WAY OH MY GOSH AND 9 AND 13 YOU HAVE NO CHOICE

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

aliceinsouthdakota:

You hear that? That was the sound of your ovaries exploding… [x]

llletsgay:

michaeljoeness:

nothing says more about a person than whether they spell it micool, micheal, or michael

mcicahl

INSPIRED BY THIS POST (don’t remove credit)

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

definitivelysarah:

andminescozette:

This is my favorite thing on the internet.

THANK U PERSON

tea-tears-and-bbc:

ballerina-austin:

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

morgrana:

when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

fuckyeahlaughters:

dark-deception:

5ociety:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

Stared at this for a good 10 minutes lmao

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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